The 2 parties do nothing for the working class.

I’m running because I’m tired of watching a geriatric, donor-owned Congress manage the slow decline of a country that deserves better. The two-party system has turned politics into a rigged team sport where consultants and billionaires always win, and the rest of us are told to shut up and pick the lesser evil every few years. I don’t worship a party — I want Democrats, Republicans, and independents who are fed up with this decline to work together on real issues or be voted out.

Why I'm Running

As a Democrat, Democrats are terrible.

They’ve had power and still delivered nothing for the workers. Joe Biden had the House and Senate for 2 years, and accomplished next to nothing. Sleepy Joe is right. Build Back Better and the Chips act? That was your presidency? I'm embarrassed as a citizen that I was forced to vote for this old geezer or Trump who from the highest office in the land sells autographed bibles, watches, perfume, and has made billions off his own Crypto Coin.

Money poisoned politics.

Citizens United screwed us. Corporations should not be able to buy our policies. Both parties care much more about their corporate donors than their constituents. We need Funding Limited Exclusively to Sentient Humans (F.L.E.S.H.) to fix this. I refuse to take ANY donations from PACs, unions, or corporations.

Healthcare is a racket.

The ACA cemented a system that eats roughly 17% of our GDP while families still go bankrupt. Obamacare was not good policy. Pre-existing conditions? Who cares. We are an international laughingstock. Each of my 2 kids were $7k each to be born out of pocket. That has to change. Universal healthcare works. Single payer systems are the best performing, and cut out countless bloated orgs ripping you off.

Housing is now completely out of reach.

My wife and I were able to purchase our home in 2019. We felt it was expensive at the time at roughly 150k, and it has doubled in value since then. Have wages kept up? No. It's hard to justify starting a family when you are at the mercy of rent extortion. Everyone and their mom went out to become a landlord, and now the future generations are paying the price.

I don't like Gwen Moore.

I'm tired of having my emails ignored by my district's representative. I'm tired of expecting her to fight for the working class. I don't believe that a politician taking thousands of dollars from the American Healthcare Association for decades is going to push for change. I want the 74 year old great-grandmother out of there.

Graphs that illustrate how bad it is.

Well sourced graphs to raise your blood pressure.

Housing costs vs. wages

Sources: FRED Median Household Income; FRED Median Sales Price of Houses Sold.

Healthcare spending per capita of a few countries

Source: World Bank — Current US$ per person.

Bills — Not vague goals with no gameplan

I wrote these bills myself — not a corporate-funded think tank. Pass the quizzes to unlock surprises at 5, 10, and 15 completions. The cards light up blue when you’ve passed their quizzes.

Bill Quiz Progress 0/15 bill quizzes passed
Progress fills toward 10 of 15. Blue cards = passed quizzes.

Podcast: Walking Through the Bills

I’m proud of this one. I go over each bill and why we should pass it — in clear English. Congress doesn’t do that, because corporate-backed politicians prefer the shadows. Bills should be easy to read and understand — not 700-page doorstops.

Web Games

I built these out of anger at inaction. Have fun, then get mad with me.

Nancy Emails Game Preview

Nancy Emails

Play as Nancy Pelosi during a period of rampant income inequality and wild healthcare bills!

Play Nancy Game
Gwen Moore Gobbles Game Preview

Gwen Moore Gobbles

You feed Gwen Moore PAC and corporate donations for her never-ending appetite!

Play Gwen Game
Trump Escape Game Preview

Trump Game

Ski down a hill away from the ghost of Jeffery Epstein. Collect Power-ups, and avoid reporters.

Coming Soon

Volunteer — One Clear Mission

I don’t need your data. I need your pressure. Here’s the move:

Step 1 — Call your Representative

Tell them to back the F.L.E.S.H. Act — Funding Limited Exclusively to Sentient Humans — and stop taking corporate and PAC money. Keep it short, firm, and on the record.

Step 2 — Report back in Discord

Drop who you called and what they said. I track responses and we turn up the heat together. No forms, no friction.

Join the Discord